Dear Steep & Cheap,

You were my ray of sunshine on my cloudy day when I received this in the mail at work:

I am now ready for any nighttime activity with my Princeton Tec Aurora LED Headlamp. And, yes I've worn you intermittently throughout the day just to cheer me up.

Dear Lemons,

Even though life gives me lots of you, what if I don't want to make freaking lemonade?

Sincerely,
Very much aware of her much needed attitude adjustment but in denial

Dear camping in the bitter cold,

Per weather.com, I'm in for some not-so-warm-and-toasty camp fire moments this weekend...that is, of course, if I decide to go.

Is getting out in the great outdoors really worth being wet, cold and miserable? I don't think people intentionally go camping in the snow - unless you are Bear Grylls (and have no choice) or live in Alaska or the Antarctic or some other wintry, icy, snowy geographical location.

The only upside to camping in freezing temperatures would be that I could catch cold, get incredibly sick and then be able to legitimately take a sick day on Monday.

Decisions. Decisions.

Sincerely,
Prefers staying dry but willing to try anything once to at least say "I tried!"

Dear Brachs,

Original candy corns taste better than their chocolate cousins.

<------ more delicious than ------>

In case you decide to discontinue producing the latter, I would not be heartbroken.

Dear Fortune Cookie,

"Many will seek to be in your company as your popularity peaks next month."

So, does this mean that I will have a great next 2 months?
Or that after November, I'll be a social outcast?

Dear I Love You,

You are the best words that could ever be said-especially when you come from the mouth of my 3 year-old nephew. I love you too Finley.

Dear FB Identity Fraud,

It's a conspiracy.

Seriously?!

SERIOUSLY?!

Did I somehow manage to upset the wrong person?

Sincerely,

Still completely clueless concerning the identity of ANY secret crush