Dear SLC 5K,

I'm glad I finished you!
However, I would have preferred to win $5K.

Dear Harry Potter,

You are one more reason I can't wait for summer to arrive.
Watch the latest trailer HERE.

Dear Miracle of the Day,

The package I sent to the wrong address was safely retrieved by my wonderful mother.

Which reminds me...

Dear Office of Consumer Postal Affairs,
Please disregard my voicemails.

Dear Friends and Family,

If you send me one of these ecards, it will most likely be a highlight of the day:

http://someecards.com/

Three cheers for clever electronic greetings.

Hip hip...hooray!
Hip hip...horray!
Hip hip...horray!