Dear Single Ladies,

Let's give it up for the Obama Administration and the Onion.

They've given us hope...or at least something to giggle at.

Dear Europe,

I'm on my way back! It's been way too long.

LAX to Heathrow - March 17
Heathrow to LAX - March 28

Expect a little time in the city of Love as well.
Oh Paris, how I've missed you!

Dear former life,

I miss you.

Especially when I read little comics about the 'fun' of advertising....or anything design related...or anything resulting from client feedback. So really...it's my past and current life...

source: http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/10/26/a-thousand-words-is-worth-a-picture-the-importance-of-justifying-your-designs/

Dear WA,

Hello, my name is Valerie.
And I'm a workaholic.

(in unison) Hi Valerie....

Dear Moses + the Red Sea,

Ready for a pun?
Oh ye of little faith!

Looks like science is trying to steal all the glory on this one:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620

Dear ROI,

(that's return on investment)

A new dress.
New shoes.
Manicure.
Styled hair.
Make up.
In a completely humble way, I looked good.
Add a handsome "friend".

You get a really fun night.
REALLY fun night.

Even though another person wore the same dress as me.
That didn't ruin it.

A lot of investment.
A lot of return.

Dear "friend" requests on Facebook,

I refuse to feel bad about ignoring you.
I didn't know you in high school and know even less about you now.
I most certainly will not have a change in heart 8 years after graduating.