Dear former life,

I miss you.

Especially when I read little comics about the 'fun' of advertising....or anything design related...or anything resulting from client feedback. So really...it's my past and current life...

source: http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/10/26/a-thousand-words-is-worth-a-picture-the-importance-of-justifying-your-designs/

Dear WA,

Hello, my name is Valerie.
And I'm a workaholic.

(in unison) Hi Valerie....

Dear Moses + the Red Sea,

Ready for a pun?
Oh ye of little faith!

Looks like science is trying to steal all the glory on this one:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620

Dear ROI,

(that's return on investment)

A new dress.
New shoes.
Manicure.
Styled hair.
Make up.
In a completely humble way, I looked good.
Add a handsome "friend".

You get a really fun night.
REALLY fun night.

Even though another person wore the same dress as me.
That didn't ruin it.

A lot of investment.
A lot of return.

Dear "friend" requests on Facebook,

I refuse to feel bad about ignoring you.
I didn't know you in high school and know even less about you now.
I most certainly will not have a change in heart 8 years after graduating.

Dear work,

Boo.

Dear This is It,

....and no, I don't mean Michael Jackson.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
So.
Much.
Better.
Than the King of Pop.