Dear Light at the end of the Tunnel,

I was just given the news I get to work Easter weekend.

Rather than getting closer to you each day, you are moving further and further away.

Maybe one day I'll reach you.
Next year?

Dear 26,

Who knew that...

In mathematics, Pierre de Fermat proved you are the only single number between a square (25 = 5²) and a cube (27 = 3³)...or that...in science, you are the atomic number of iron (actually I did know this)...or that...in the armed forces, you are the age at which males can no longer be drafted in the United States.

So, I guess this means all signs point to me a having a great year.

Please be good to me.

25 was awesome.

Random facts courtesy of wikipedia

Dear Desperation,

I've reached you. I gave in and paid 99cents to have unlimited listening the rest of the month on Pandora.

40 hours of free listening doesn't last long when I work 12-14 hour work days.

Dear eye candy,

Not having you around, is making it really hard to want to do things.

Dear Alice in Wonderland,

For those who haven't decided whether or not to see you, let me give my 4 cents:

• Obviously, you're nothing like the original animated version, but you're more like the book (from what I've been told since I haven't read it)
  
• Loved the look of the film (go figure, Tim Burton is great)
• Helena Bonham Carter gets my vote for favorite actor in the movie
  
• The 3D didn't really do much for me...

Even if you aren't excited to go, give it a shot, maybe not in 3D, but why miss the chance of seeing a movie that isn't like all the others and for which people dress up? I saw Alices and Mad Hatters - - I was hoping for someone in a Cheshire cat outfit. No dice.

Dear Billy and Elton,

(Joel and John that is...)

Your concert was fun. Really fun. More fun than I thought.

Thank you Noelle for letting me be your date (Matt - thanks for going out of town so I could be your wife's date).

Dear you know who you are,

I hope you enjoyed your little spending spree on my behalf. Thanks to email notifications, the suspicious activity on my bank account didn't go unnoticed. Nice try.

As if I shop regularly at hottopic.com and other unknown "specialty retail" stores!

It's true what Dwight sad, "Identify theft is no joke Jim. Millions of families suffer every year!"