Dear Bias,

I feel completely justified in having you when it concerns any of those pictured below:



Thank goodness for nieces and nephews.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

The fact that I can't return my online purchase to your physical store location makes absolutely no sense.

Especially for a company that patents their bras with built-in anti-gravity technology. I would think you'd be able to have a full-coverage return policy.

Pun intended.

Dear Samoa,

Plan on having me attend the temple while I'm out your way - probably not the normal tourist destination - but at least I know there won't be long lines of any kind.

I'm very excited.

Dear Wolverine,

If being excited for the movie premier on May first is wrong...then I don't want to be right.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/wolverine/medium3.html

Dear SLC 5K,

I'm glad I finished you!
However, I would have preferred to win $5K.

Dear Harry Potter,

You are one more reason I can't wait for summer to arrive.
Watch the latest trailer HERE.

Dear Miracle of the Day,

The package I sent to the wrong address was safely retrieved by my wonderful mother.

Which reminds me...

Dear Office of Consumer Postal Affairs,
Please disregard my voicemails.