Dear camping in the bitter cold,

Per weather.com, I'm in for some not-so-warm-and-toasty camp fire moments this weekend...that is, of course, if I decide to go.

Is getting out in the great outdoors really worth being wet, cold and miserable? I don't think people intentionally go camping in the snow - unless you are Bear Grylls (and have no choice) or live in Alaska or the Antarctic or some other wintry, icy, snowy geographical location.

The only upside to camping in freezing temperatures would be that I could catch cold, get incredibly sick and then be able to legitimately take a sick day on Monday.

Decisions. Decisions.

Sincerely,
Prefers staying dry but willing to try anything once to at least say "I tried!"

Dear Brachs,

Original candy corns taste better than their chocolate cousins.

<------ more delicious than ------>

In case you decide to discontinue producing the latter, I would not be heartbroken.

Dear Fortune Cookie,

"Many will seek to be in your company as your popularity peaks next month."

So, does this mean that I will have a great next 2 months?
Or that after November, I'll be a social outcast?

Dear I Love You,

You are the best words that could ever be said-especially when you come from the mouth of my 3 year-old nephew. I love you too Finley.

Dear FB Identity Fraud,

It's a conspiracy.

Seriously?!

SERIOUSLY?!

Did I somehow manage to upset the wrong person?

Sincerely,

Still completely clueless concerning the identity of ANY secret crush

Dear Celebs of the movie Hancock,

(aka Will Smith, Jason Bateman & Charlize Theron)

Bad move on your part and your agent's on deciding to star in that horrid movie. Two thumbs WAY down.

Dear Gym Employee

Thank you for making my day and not charging me for my replacement card. I'm glad you and I see eye-to-eye on the fact that paying $10 for a piece of plastic is ridiculous.