Dear Ryan Lochte,

Yes.
Yes, I will marry you.

Let every other woman in the US drool over Michael Phelps and his umpteen Gold Medals.












You're just so cute.

Dear Foot in My Mouth

I'd like to think that at 24 years of age, I'd know better to keep my mouth shut...but apparently, I don't.

Crap.

Dear Beijing Olympics

I never thought I would say this, but I have a crush...on YOU!
Or maybe it's the US Male Swim team.
Either way...USA! USA! USA!

Dear People Who Shout at Me From Their Car While I'm Running,

a) get a life
b) don't waste your breath
c) I wish I were as cool as you
d) all of the above

Dear Work Party aka HillBilly Olympics

Thank you for surpassing expectations. I never knew tapping into my inner hillbilly would be so...fun?

Dear Linksys Tech Support

Thank you for always having helpful and happy customer service reps when I attempt to set up the wireless router for my house. Whether it be over the phone or via live chat you always help me realize I would have never been able to cut it in the Information Systems world.

My online shopping, banking, chatting and emailing from the comfort of my bed would not be the same without the wireless internet for which you have successfully helped me configure my computer...twice.

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.

Dear Vernal UT, part 2

Token scenic shot - Rainbow Rock

Our little lunchstand on a private beach off the Green River

The crew

Me helping Cheryl tighten her life vest

Note how the 2 on the left are ready for the water, whereas the 2 on the right are avoiding further bug bites

Proof of how many things were using US as their midnight snack

The best 45 minutes of sleep during the entire trip - in Cheryl's car