Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dear Victoria's Secret,

The fact that I can't return my online purchase to your physical store location makes absolutely no sense.

Especially for a company that patents their bras with built-in anti-gravity technology. I would think you'd be able to have a full-coverage return policy.

Pun intended.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Dear Samoa,

Plan on having me attend the temple while I'm out your way - probably not the normal tourist destination - but at least I know there won't be long lines of any kind.

I'm very excited.