Saturday, April 18, 2009

Dear SLC 5K,

I'm glad I finished you!
However, I would have preferred to win $5K.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Dear Harry Potter,

You are one more reason I can't wait for summer to arrive.
Watch the latest trailer HERE.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dear Miracle of the Day,

The package I sent to the wrong address was safely retrieved by my wonderful mother.

Which reminds me...

Dear Office of Consumer Postal Affairs,
Please disregard my voicemails.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dear Friends and Family,

If you send me one of these ecards, it will most likely be a highlight of the day:

Three cheers for clever electronic greetings.

Hip hip...hooray!
Hip hip...horray!
Hip hip...horray!