Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dear Things I Didn't Quite Get to Today

Dear Yoga class,
I guess me mastering the crow pose will have to wait another week.



Dear Laundry,
Since you aren't overflowing out of the basket, I don't feel too guilty but I did have the intention of getting an early start on you before the weekend. That should count for something.

Dear Grocery Shopping,
I have a wheat, oats, macaroni, rice and flour so I don't really need bread, milk, eggs, yogurt, cereal, chicken, lettuce, other assorted veggies and fruits, right? It's called food storage for a reason.

Dear W2 form at my sister's,
It's not that I don't want to do my taxes - on the contrary - I can't wait to get my money back from the government but for some reason you being 5 houses away is just too far - you might as well be in Siberia.

Dear DI Bag of clothing in the back seat of my car,
You've already been there for two weeks, what's one more day?

Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Blizzard,

STOP IT.
LEAVE and NEVER COME BACK.