Friday, April 4, 2008

Dear Missed Life-Changing Opportunity

(This season's British Bachelor Beau - Matt Grant - my missed life-changing opportunity)

I'm really regretting not showing up for/knowing about the open call for this season's Bachelor. I missed my one chance to date a British gentleman and find true love. I would even be ok with not being the final girl he choses - as long as I was the number 2 girl - because then, ABC would offer me the chance to be the next Bachelorette and then fly ME to Britain where I would date 25 British gentlemen and try to find my one true love...again.

Sad how one missed opportunity has a domino effect...that or this is just karma biting me you- know-where from all those chain emails I never forwarded on since junior high about finding love and having good luck with men.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

remember how we decided that equally as attractive people with equal monetary funding existed in the normal realm, we just have to find them?

the mormon thing makes it real hard.