Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dear Life - December 12

Dear Work,
Thanks for letting me have such great co-workers. I promise the emailing, skyping, phone calls, lunches and walks around the building are all work-related.

Dear TV stations,
Thank you for posting your shows online for those of us who are too cheap to subscribe to cable.

Dear Office Refrigerator,
Will you please stay cold so my milk doesn't spoil after one week?

Dear TreadClimber,
Thank you for burning so many calories in one hour. With you I have a shot at Biggest Loser.

Dear Car Manual,
Thank you for providing such clear instructions on how to replace a headlight. Even though it was freezing outside, it only took me 20 minutes.

Dear Roommates,
Thank you for not locking our front door. I can't wait for someone to break in and steal all my stuff, while I'm sleeping.

Dear Christmas,
Do you think you can become a week-long holiday? I won't ask for 8 days like Hanukkah, but I think 5 days isn't too much to ask.